12:04am: stole it
Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person? being nice is over-rated
Which is more important..intelligence or niceness? you can do so much more with intelligence
Your best friend and your boy/girlfriend are in the hospital at the same time. Who do you visit first? the cafeteria
What kind of person do you really want to be? im quaint bein chizad
If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were? whats a virgin
What makes you cry? an empty bag of chips.
If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be? X
Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc? does a midget count?
What makes you want to be someones friend? wtf?
Are you annoying? to some
Are you amazing? "the chadinator", need i say more
How would you like to be a piolet? totally irrelivent
What's your favorite video game? the kind i can beat
Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours? on a daily basis
When was the last time someone called you to cry and why? id make fun of someone if they called me to cry, it doesnt happen much
Do you think your parents read your tod? my what?
Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower? it depends if im alone or not
are you alergic to anything? no
Don't you just hate stupid people? dont hate!
How can we help people to be less stupid? make them do this.
What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to them again? say shit i never said but say i said them
Would (or have) you ever whip/be whipped by someone in bed? still waitin
Have you ever said 'I hate everyone?' not everyone but atleast one person
Where is the tenderness? in a steak
What's the best sounding accent a person can have? IRISH
Would you stab a parapalegic in the leg if he gave you a dollar? id do it for free
Do you prefer buttons or touch screens? you use to much energy doing both.
What will the future be like? the jetsons
Are you naive? i dont kno what that means
Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail? the question is which one of my friends is most likely NOT to go to jail!
You know how they release different themed monopolie games? like yankees monopoly, new york monopoly, 80's monopoly etc? Which themed monopoly would you want to own (you can make one up..it doesn't have to exist)? that games sucks no matter what version you play
Would you wear real fur? im no vegan
Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks? arachnophobia
Do you like or loathe cops and why? loathe. i dont have to explain myself to you.
Do your pets eat better than you do? well they eat MORE than i do.
Are you a weather weenie? flamer question.
What's your middle name? Classified
Lord of the rings or harry potter? both suck
Are you good, evil or neutral? evils funner
Can you speak ebonics? damn skippy dawg
What color is your bedroom? cmon in and find out.
What color would you like it to be? i truely dont care
Are you moving out soon? nah, ill be there till im 30
What floats? wood
Britney Spears and Marilyn Manson are standing side by side. You have a loaded gun and only one bullet. What do you do? save the bullet for someone else and tell marilyn to eat britney
Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps? nah not really
What is the coolest website listed on bored.com? who cares
Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? family guy!!!!
Which would you most like to compete in?
A spelling bee-------\
A read-a-thon-------- \
A math meet-------------all suck nut
A science fair--------/
A geography bee------/
How good at using chopsticks are you? i could out chop your ass bitch!
If groundhogs retired from groundhog's day what animal should take it's place? this is wasting my time.
Should students have to wear school uniforms? should students go to school?
What ancient civilization would you most like to visit? dark ages... you could kill anyone with out reprocussions
What would be the best name for a new crayola color? aunt jemimia
What goes best with peanut butter? bread... just bread
If you were president, who would sing at your inauguration? if i was president this country has sank lower than ever.
Would you rather ride on a giraffe or an elephant? an elephant!
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? the bastard republicans in office
Do you ever feel alone in this world? well there was that one time i was alone and knocked over the christmas tree.
Who knows more..you or your parents? parents...ill admit it
What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? trumpet, trompone, guitar... but that ones kinda been shot to shit.
If sex was like eating an apple, how many apples would you eat a day? was the apple new and firm or old and wrinkly?
Would you have sex with a stranger for 1 million dollars? id do it for free
What makes a good present for Valentine's Day? a card with that old granny cartoon... those cards rock
which is more romantic..buying flowers and sending them or bringing over flowers that are hand picked? what a candy-ass question
Out of all celebrities who needs a fashion makeover? to many to pick just one
Do you believe a celebrity when they are endorsing a product? nope.
Are movies getting too violent? NO SUCH THING!
Does fashion matter? not to me
What do you get in trouble for the most? no
Should parents spank their kids? if their kids are really really hot... JUST KIDDING hah
What is your worst daily habit? doing these
If you had your choice which one tv show would you have cancelled? only one?
Do you like the taste of sweet or salt? sweeet.
If you loved someone how would they know? id probly tell them, "hey i think i love...... so whatta my so afraid of?"
What do you feel the most guilty about? starting this survey
Do you meditate? no
Is a dream a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep? just keeps gettin fruitier
What is your favorite Disney movie? alot of em kick ass
What are you doing tonight? workin
Is your life like a movie? which one? o of course, Porn n' Chicken
Do you love or hate the telephone? hate it
What is one thing you can't do? go a day without beatin off
Are you kind hearted? not usually
Are you gentle? i can be
Has your best friend ever been your worst enemy? no
Is everyone the same? no way
Have you found yourself? again with the fruitiness.
Are you sleepy? yep.
What's a good name for a spider: wut a stupid question
How're you doing so far? im doin it arent i
Who is in control of your life? i have no master
How do you know? o your gonna question me, go fuck yourself!
If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon is made of green cheese would you believe him? if jesus appeared to me i think it would be for a more valid reason than to talk cheese
What makes you happy? makin movies
If you had a moment to spare, what would you do? play slap-stick with myself
Do you play in a band? wanna but no
Do you like to paint or draw? draw... ya
Have/would you ever take dance classes? FRUIT FRUIT FRUIT
Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games? yeah, it passes the time.
Do you love to read? no
What are your hobbies? listenin to music i guess
Do you excel in sports? nah dude
Are you the one people call when they're having problems with their computer? if you have to call ME you are very retarded
Can you take apart a motor, put it back together, and have no extra parts? i might have a few screws left
If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be? why does shit stink?
Have you ever wished that someone would come along and show you things you didn't even dream were real? sure
If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere where would you put it? wow. this is queer.
Are you one who thinks and expresses freely by rejecting conventions and mainstream standards and therefore thrives on creativity and appreciates art and beauty? uhh 27
Are you in touch with the earth, nature, and simplicity? NO
Have you ever been camping? chya
Is your heart open when you meet someone new? no way.
Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are? sure i guess
Are strangers beautiful? only the pretty ones
Would you rather be a cowboy or an indian? INDIAN! they got the ganja!
Would you rather be a pirate or a lost boy? PIRATE!
Are you very active? active like the fatty in gym class
Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back? havent had the pleasure of that burden yet.
Is it really being 'in love with someone' if the other person doesn't love you? wouldnt know
Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time? someone perfect for everyone i guess
Are you unstoppable unless someone stops you? that wuestion doesnt make sense
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have? no
Current Mood: 
tired but not
Current Music: rebels of the sacred heart-flogging molly